How not to work yet enjoy all the perks?

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How not to work yet enjoy all the perks?


Let me tell you the ABCD of working in a Govt Org

A-  Avoid doing work
B-  By pass all those who will give you some assignment
C- Confuse the person who might give you some work
D- Do it , if you get caught but how???
E- Easiest method possible? ( Hows that)
F- Forget about it till you are reminded.
G-Good I hope you got it!!!!!
H- Honesty is the best policy let it be on the paper.
I-  Intelligent people always make others work.
J- Join the winners
K- Knowledge is free- so tell others that they are damn good and will get appreciated for doing your job.
L- Limit your working hours. 
M- Master the art of avoiding work.
N- None but you should take rest. ( let others work for you)
O- Only the Fittest can Work so say you are not that fit to a strong guy
P- Plan others work so that you have a lot of free time for Viewing TV / Playing Games
Q- Quickly delegate the work given to you
R- Relax, the person who gave you a job will forget it or he will do it himself
S-  Smile and pass the work to others ( earn sympathy so that Others will work for you)
T- Time management is for others- When it is time get out of the office
U- Upload all the pending job to others
V- Value your rest hour
W- Winner is he who does smart work
X- X-ray view on how not to do a job ( methods to be worked out)
Y- Yes man - Be an YES man and never mean it
Z- Zero on job that are easy.


This is a way you can work for 60 years and stay young
No body died of HARD WORK.
But Y should U do it.

           

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